May242010
"Knife and a Fork, Bottle and a Cork that’s the way you spell New York
Girls are crazy, boys are lazy that’s the way you spell New Jersey
I never wanted to live in Jersey, I’ll tell you why, a man got hit with a bag of shit, that’s why
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My grandmother taught me these sayings last night. She told me that it was street talk when she was growing up in the city. I might go to harlem next weekend and try them out.
Reminder: Whinnie Winkle is Perry Winkle’s sister.
