May182010
Did Radio City for Erin’s Bday… this chick is ridiculous. So many jokes that I cant possibly remember.
At one point she ripped on asians…. and said “yeah we know about your fucking sideways vaginas and straight pubic hair” (I almost fell out of my chair) went on about how the Asian Coalition or Asian Coarition calls her all the time for an “aporogy” . (I died)
Then she went on to say that she heard “big bushes” are coming back, but before that NO hair was in, so she had laser hair removal…. so what’s she gonna do get “pube plugs”. (I almost died again)
She started talking about bleaching your assholee being “in”. , but she said she’d never do it, but she’d put a crest white strip on it
Found out what a Hot Carl is at the show. (google it)
Probably my personal favorite joke was about how she went down South for her book tour, and some lady came up to her and said the book is for my daughter D’Myracle. Chelsea was like how do you spell that, and seriously there’s a D’ in her name?
She said that’s funny cause when she gets older its just gonna be D’issapointment.
